College Survival Rules Valet Tray – Have Fun, Be Safe, Call Home

Send them off to college with a few simple rules they’ll hopefully remember! This College Survival Rules Leatherette Valet Tray combines humor, a little parental wisdom, and something they’ll actually use.

Featuring:

HAVE FUN
BE SAFE
GO TO CLASS
DON’T DO STUPID SHIT
CALL HOME

The message is permanently laser engraved into the leatherette, making this a fun and practical gift for high school graduates, college freshmen, or anyone heading back to campus.

Perfect for a dorm room or apartment, the snap-corner design creates a convenient catch-all for keys, wallet, AirPods, jewelry, loose change, and all the little things that otherwise seem to disappear.

🎓 Available in two color combinations:

• Black Leatherette with Silver Writing
• Brown Leatherette with Black Writing

🎓 Permanently laser engraved – not vinyl or printed
🎓 Snap-corner catch-all design
🎓 Perfect for a dresser, desk, nightstand, or entryway
🎓 Great graduation, college send-off, or back-to-school gift

It’s funny, useful, and just sentimental enough to send them off with one final piece of advice: Have fun, be safe… and CALL HOME! ❤️